Jokes 6-10

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"What is a vampires favourite fruit?"

"Neck-tarines"

"Why did the zombie stay home from school?"

"He felt rotten"

"What does a ghost do when it gets in a car?"

"Fastens its sheet belt"

"Why did the vampire visit the library?"

"He wanted to sink his teeth into a good book"

"How do monsters like their coffee?"

"With scream and sugar"

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