S4 SHENANIGANS- head cannons, incorrect quotes, and art | Splatoon Coroika Manga

Dont quote me on this but- (incorrect quotes)

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*INCORRECT QUOTES SPAM RUSH GO*

Also #ripvines

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Aloha: I accidentally wore my contacts to bed. Sometimes I think I'm stupid.

Mask: oh I do that all the time

Aloha: wear your contacts to bed?

Mask: think you're stupid

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Mask: remember that time where you dared me to stay up 24 hours on nothing but coffee?

Army: no, I said, "you better not stay up for 24 hours on nothing but coffee" and you said, "you can't tell me what to do." And did it.

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Aloha: any news?

Army: I'm just waiting for your X-ray

Aloha: ...but I never dated anyone named Ray

Army: and we might do a brain scan

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Aloha: MASK! IS THAT A WEED?

mask: no this is spinach-

Aloha: IM CALLING THE POLICE!

*beep beep boop*

Skull: 911, what's your emergency?

Mask: *visible confusion*

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Army: what are you doing?

Aloha: helping Skull look for his candy that I ate an hour ago

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Aloha: I wish I could block people in real life

Army: restraining order

Mask: murder

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*in a turf war*

Skull: what's up guys?

Army: what- you're splated. I literally just saw you get splated.

Skull: splated is just a social construct.

Army: gET BACK THERE AND PLAY BY THE RULES!

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Mask: ARE YOU-

skull: fucking

Mask: KIDDING ME, YOU-

skull: fucking

Mask: IDIOT!

Aloha: ...what was that?

Skull: Mask ran out of money for the swear jar.

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Aloha: do you think birds get sad for not having arms?

Skull: well, do you get sad for not having wings?

Aloha *choked up* every single day

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Specs: I thought I said to bring something important to the meeting-

Aloha: yeah, and I did that.

Specs: I meant an object, not Army...

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Mask: DATING TIP! hold the door open for your date. Rip the door off it's hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men.

Aloha: I'm really beginning to to see why you're single

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Aloha: if I run and jump at Army, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Aloha: *running at Army* INCOMING!

Army: NO- IM HOLDING HOT TEA-

Army: *drops tea and catches Aloha in his arms*

Skull: *turns to Mask* do you want to try that?

Mask: MOST CERTAINLY NOT-

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My famous last words:

Just one more incorrect quote, then I'll be done. I say as it turns 11 o'clock. Then midnight-

BUT SERIOUSLY
I had so much fun writing these it's hard to stop-

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