Dont make army mad

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Inspired by a Mario x TD fanfic I started reading.

Aloha: :)

Skull: *eating candy*

Aloha: hey skull!

Skull: hey

Aloha: can I have a piece of your candy?

Skull: no

Aloha: >:(

*later*

Army: *in the kitchen*

Aloha: armyyyy

Army: what aloha? I'm busy cooking curry for dinner...

Aloha: make skull die.

Army:

Army: what.

*later again...*

Army: *BREAKS DOWN DOOR*

Army: SKULLLLLLLLLL

Skull: *chokes on lollipop*

Skull: oh shit

Army: WHO MADE MY BBY SAD!!!!!!

Skull: wait wha

Army: *DEATH SCREECHES*

Skull: AHHH OK WHAT DID I DO DONT KILL ME PLEASE, YOUR SHORTNESS-

Army: YOUR SHORTNESS!?!

Skull: uh oh

Army: *punches Skull through the motherfucking wall*

Mask: *vibing in his room*

Skull: *slams through the damn wall and slams into(and breaks) Mask's desk*

Mask: what

Mask: the

Mask: ever-living fuck

Mask: Armyyyyyyyyyy Skull broke my room againnnnnnn

Army: *steps through the Skull shaped hole in the wall*

Mask:

Mask: ok skull the hell you do this time

Army: SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

Skull: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mask: oh shit u better run

Skull: *jumps through the window and lands(safely) in a bush*

Mask: boi you gotta break my window too now? I'm calling my lawyer.

Skull: *drowning in the leaves of the bush*

Skull: HELP I CANT SWIM

Army: SERVES U RIGHT BITCH

Army: *closes broken window frame*

Mask: *sighs while turns off the video he was taking*

*meanwhile....*

Aloha: *eating Skull's candy*

Aloha: >:3

BAHAHAHAH GUYS THIS WAS LITERALLY SO FUN TO WRITE
I'm actually giggling while writing, haven't done that in a while! It feels good. This was so refreshing because the last couple weeks have been pretty bad for me, hence slow updates. Luckily I love getting inspired late at night<3

(Also, anyone have any splatoon fanfic suggestions that aren't x readers!? I feel like I've read all the non x readers... but I know there are more out there!! Lemme know!!! I'm getting back fixated on Splatoon and I wanna feed it while it lasts!!!!)

Also thanks so much for 9k reads!!! It means so much!

Stay fresh you guys<3

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