S4 SHENANIGANS- head cannons, incorrect quotes, and art | Splatoon Coroika Manga

Incorrect quotes are your life now. Accept it.

^^^

You read the title, you know the drill:3

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Army: have you ever fallen in love?

Mask: I can't even fall asleep

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Army: I'm not getting into anymore stupid arguments with you

Mask: earth isn't a planet

Army: how the fuck is earth not a planet?!

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Mask: is stabbing someone immoral?

Skull: not if they consent to it

Aloha: depends on who you're stabbing

Army: YES???

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*s4 sit on a bench*

Army: why do you all look so uncomfortable

Mask: sit down so we can tell you

Army: *sits*

Skull: the bench is freshly painted

Army:

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Mask: *coughs*

Aloha: dang this shit slaps

Mask: *coughs harder*

Aloha: dammmmmmn turn it up

Army: aloha, he's SICK

Aloha: damN RIGHT HES SICK AYYYYYYY

Army: NO HE-

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Mask: maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too

((F in the chat for Mask))

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S4: *loses Aloha in a crowd*

Skull: where's Aloha

Mask: who cares I can finally live in peace now

Army: *sighs* fine...

Army: ALOHA I LOVE YOU-

Aloha: *high pitched screaming in crowd* I KNEW YOU DID!!

Skull: there he is

Army: you guys will pay for this

((I think this is the most s4 incorrect quote I found I-))

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Emperor: I have a black belt

Army: in karate..?

Emperor: from Gucci.

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Mask: send me a picture of you doing a peace sign

Aloha: why?

Mask: I used you to catfish a sugar daddy

Aloha:

Mask:

Aloha: get that coin bro

((Bonus points if it's someone from Team emperor or it's Army))

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Mask: good morning God has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everyone's problem

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Aloha: how's the most amazing person in the world doing~

Army: *blush* I-

Emperor: I'm fine thanks for asking