Aloha: MASK I SWEAR TO COD
Mask: *pulls out airpods* what nowwwww
Aloha: THIS
Aloha: *holds up hairless cat*
Mask: ah *goes back to scrolling*
Mask: WAIT WHY DO YOU HAVE MY CAT-
Aloha: BECAUSE
Aloha: this RAT got into me and Army's makeup!!! All of it is completely ruined and Army says you're replacing all of it.
Mask: WHAT?!
Mask: HEY I can't control the damn thing, he's feral what do you expect me to do about it!?
Aloha: the s4 could take a vote
Aloha: but by the end of it that thing would be on the streets
Mask: WE ARE NOT GETTING RID OFF REAPER. PERIOD.
*Mask and Aloha start arguing*
Skull: what's going on
Army: the stupid cat got into Aloha's makeup...
Skull: ah
Skull: he said it was your makeup too
Army: that's not the point.
Army: Aloha can't you please calm down!?
Aloha: CALM CALM IM COMPLETELY CALM YOU CALM
Aloha: listen here Mask, that was EXPENSIVE limited edition Gucci kit that Emperor had to get me EXCLUSIVELY. What do you think he's gonna do when he finds out what YOUR cat did!?
Mask: uh nothing cause you'll die before you tell him *grabs gun*
Army: MASK NO
Skull: anyways I came here to ask can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to sleep...
Aloha: but ain't it 1pm!?
Skull: good always sleeps.
Army: wait, aren't you just changing the phrase "evil never sleeps"?
Skull:
Skull: maybe
Skull: *sinks into the ground where he stands*
Mask: wtf
(Where is this chapter going)
Mask: anyways
Mask: *grabs gun again*
Aloha: oh no you don't
Aloha: *grabs knife*
Army: WAIT
Army: where's the cat
S4:
*nosies come from the kitchen*
Mask: my cat
Aloha: the kitchen-
Army: SKULL'S COOKIES
*COLLECTIVE SCREAMING*
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(idk what this chapter turned into honesty I'm sorry)
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