S4 SHENANIGANS- head cannons, incorrect quotes, and art | Splatoon Coroika Manga

A splatoon parody

I had an idea for this sgshsghsgshshshsgs I'm not sorry

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                                                      Splashdown with U
                                       (Chug Jug with you Splatoon Parody)

We got a
Number one X rank player
Yeah, Splatoon, we bout to get down
(Get down)
Ten splats on the board right now
Just wiped out some Salmonoids
My friend just got drowned
I revived him, now we're headed, Spawn point bound-
Look at the the map, go to the Splat Zones.

🎶Take me to your Switch to play, Splatoon today🎶
You can take me to Crusty Sean's, but not Grizzo's
🎶I really love to
Splashdown with u🎶
We can be pro Splatoon gaymers...

He said
"Hey woomy,
You got some snails and ability chunks?
I gotta re-roll, and I've only got one-"

Hey nyges, sorry, I found nothing in this Canyon-
I checked the levels of this Octo base but not in deep Metro yet- *
There's a key vault down there.
The Octolings are coming and you need to refill on ink to prepare.
I've got power eggs that I'll spend
More than you can contend
I'm a cool pro Splatoon gaymer
(Cool pro Splatoon-)

🎶Take me to your Switch to play, Splatoon today🎶
You can take me to Crusty Sean's, but not Grizzo's
🎶I really love to
Splashdown with u🎶
We can be pro Splatoon gaymers...

🎶🎶🎶

Will you be my pro Splatoon gaymer?
(Pro Splatoon gaymer)

Can we get a win this weekend?
Take me to Grizzo's
Let's change the game mode and we can squid party all dayyyyy
Let's hop on a Squee-G
Take me to the Splat Zoneeeee
I'm running low on ink, I need to squid jump and refill-
Dressed in all his fancy gear
He's got a Dynamo Roller and he's probably a pro
He just shot my back
I turn back and I attack
I just got an X rank!
An X rank

🎶Take me to your Switch to play, Splatoon today🎶
You can take me to Crusty Sean's, but not Grizzo's
🎶I really love to
Splashdown with u🎶
We can be pro Splatoon gaymers!