Welcome to the random book of S4 Shenanigans. A splatoon manga (fanfic ig?) containing head cannons, incorrect quotes, one shot thingies, ships, fanart, and other random sheetz that exists in my mind just waiting to get onto paper(or uhhh screen in...
In celebration of 100+ reads, I made a change to the cover! Do ya like it? Here's the original lol(I made it myself kinda for a meme sjshsjsjhs)
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Don't ask wheeze. Just look
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These are so fun shsgshsg
I'm not going to actually make them just write them down, if you want to do that part go ahead.
(Like always put suggestions in comments plz I'm very bored)
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"There are 5 kids and 3 chairs. What do you do?"
"Get more chairs"- army
"You only need 1 chair to beat them all with"- mask
"Tell them to get their own chairs"- also Mask
"Kill 2 kids"- Skull(politely ofc)
"I would never be near children"- Rider
"Make them FIGHT for the seat"- Aloha
"Force them all to sit on the floor"- Emperor
"Cut each chair in half to make 6"- Goggles
"Kill 5 kids"- Vintage
"Force them to place musical chairs and the ones left over half to do a Hunger Games style tournament!!" -me
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*eating an oreo*
Eats in one or two bites- Army
Eats in one bite- Skull
Dunks in milk then eats it- Mask
Pulls apart cookies, eats icing, then eats the cookies- Aloha(me too tbh)
Only eats the icing- Bobble Hat
Only eats the cookies- Rider
Stacks all the icing into one large cookie- Goggles
Dips in orange juice- Vintage(dammit Vintage now I'm craving this why)
Only eats it as an ice cream flavor- Emperor
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Someone: "the earth is flat"
"Unfollow me if you think the earth is flat"- Army
Seriously pretends to be a flat earther to antagonize anti flat earther(aka above)- Aloha
Neutral but makes but makes polls to start fights: "is the earth flat? Let's discuss"- Skull, Army
Not a flat earther but makes "the earth may be flat but this ass isn't XD" jokes for viral tweets- Aloha(when Army isn't looking)
Actual flat earther- Specs
"The world is raptor shaped!"- goggles, bobble hat
"It doesn't matter as long as it revolves around me"- Emperor
Doesn't give a shit- Mask
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Someone: "can I copy your homework?"
"I'll help you with it!"- Army
"Yeah sure"- Mask, Rider, Skull
"Bold of you to assume i did the homework"- Aloha
"Lol nope"- Emperor
"Wait we had homework????"- also Aloha
Read 5:55 pm- Vintage
"(How about I do you instead?!)"-Aloha
Shsgshsgsgs plz don't leave cause I made that joke-
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"Welcome, what would you like?"
"Something dark, like my soul."- Mask, Skull
"Just your heart, gorgeous;)"-Aloha
*stares menacingly*- Mask, Rider, Vintage
"Money"- also Mask, Marie
"Nothing, just wanted to waste your time."-Army, Specs
"One double cheeseburger with pickles, a vanilla milkshake, and 20 McNuggets."- Goggles, Emperor, Callie, Aloha
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"What do you think of Valentine's Day?"
"Eww couples, gross. Why do we even need a Valentine's Day?"-Mask
"I love it! Looking forward to it so bad this year!"-goggles
"I mean... haha... why would I even think about it? I'd never think about it. Never. Ever." *nervous laughter*- Army
"I really don't mind it... I've got no opinion really."- Skull(aro/ace head cannon right here)
"Hahahaha! Time to play Cupid and match maker!"- Aloha
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I'm very mad because I saw this one post about someone turning into a worm and I wanted to do it but I cANT FIND IT. So I'm just doing what I remember from memory:
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"Would you still date me if I turned into a worm?"
"Yes. Of course. I would still date you and more. But that's a little weird, why are you asking?!"-Army
"Ew certainly not"-Mask
"What? Why."-Skull
Is the one asking- Aloha
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That's all I got for now! These are so fun to do, if you've got any suggestions put them in comments!!! (No seriously please, I want to do more. And I wAnt to start a conversation please I'm lonely.)
((Watch someone try to talk to me in dms and I instantly regret it))
