S4 SHENANIGANS- head cannons, incorrect quotes, and art | Splatoon Coroika Manga

S4 mini stories!

More of these one shot type things yes hehe let's go:

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The s4 going shopping:

Army: ok, so we're going in, then out. No touching anything, no looking at anything, don't even BREATHE.

Aloha: *bouncing everywhere* whoa this place is fresh!

Mask: you act like you've never been grocery shopping before

Aloha: I haven't!

Mask:

Skull:

Aloha: I mean not here, specifically

Skull: oh. That makes sense I guess

Skull: I think I want some candy

Mask: well, catch ya guys later-

Army: NO we're staying together, I'm not losing you guys again. If you do get lost. Stay with aloha. Don't do anything stupid. Aloha, please at least TRY to keep an eye on them.

Aloha: ...ok mom

Army: *death glare*

Army: Skull, can you please control your-

Army: Skull

Army: SKULL!

Mask: he's gone and so am I *starts to leave*

Army: Ugh! Whatever just find him and STICK to him please. And don't let him near the candy isle!

Mask: *doesn't look up from his phone and walks away*

Army: cod, they're going to be the death of me

Army: ugh, Aloha, it's imperative we stay together-

Army: oh my cod Aloha where did you go

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Aloha: *prancing to vegetable isle*

Aloha: hmm, I haven't uploaded to Inkstagram yet today...

*starts taking selfie's with the zucchinis*

Aloha: you could say... this is FRESH produce! AHAHAHAHA

*aloha starts laughing historically to himself while others slink away nervously*

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Mask: *unconvincingly calls out for Skull while still being on his phone*

Mask: skull. Skull. Skullllllll.

*mask sees Skull running out of an isle, arms full of candy*

Skull:

Mask:

Skull: don't tell Army

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*army finally finds Aloha*

Army: there you are! Thank cod. I thought for sure you were flirting with someone and I would have to drag you away again-

Aloha: oh come on now~ I've only done that... a couple times.

Army: *sigh* let's find the others before they try burning down the store

Aloha: you mean like that?

*mask and skull run out of a isle hands full with candy and fireworks*

Mask: RUN THEY CANT CATCH BOTH OF US

*skull runs out of the store, security is called and Army jumps in Mask's way*

Mask: awwww man, busted