S4 SHENANIGANS- head cannons, incorrect quotes, and art | Splatoon Coroika Manga

My favorite vines

WOAH?! 1k views!? POG!!!
It's so stupid but I love it and thanks so much I've never gotten recognition for something I enjoy doing like this before so thank you-

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Yes vines
The video above is one of my absolute favorites-
(Sound warning if you watch it though!!)

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Army: I saw you hanging out with Aloha yesterday

Diver: Army! It's not what you think!

Army: I won't hesitate, bITCh *shoots N-zap*

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Vintage: ok let's tell each other secrets about ourselves, I'm gonna go first. I... Hate you.

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Aloha: I really like guys-

Army: *dramatic gasp*

Aloha: -geysers, the world's natural beauty

Army:

Aloha: I also really like dudes-

Army: *gay panic*

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Mask: do you have any shaving cream?

Skull: no I don't like the way that it tastes

Mask: wait you eat shaving cream?

Skull: no why would I eat it if I don't like the way it tastes-

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Aloha: I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Mask: I don't have one either

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Army: when will you learn? When will you learn!

Army: that your actions *voice crack* hAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!

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Mask: you better watch out...

Aloha: you better watch out-

Skull: you better watch out!

S4: YOU BETTER-

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Army: road work ahead

Army: uh, yeah. I sure hope it does.

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Army: aha

Army: that is not correct

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Aloha: *shots .gal in the apartment while mask is sleeping*

Mask: *startled awake* THIS IS WHY ARMY DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU-

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Mask: can I get a sip of that water-

Skull: it's not water

Mask: vodka! I like your style-

Skull: it's vinegar

Mask: wha-

Skull: it's vinegar

Skull: pUSSY

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Aloha: hi welcome to chili's

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Skull: it is Wednesday my dudes

Skull: AHHHHHHHHH-

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Skull: y'all want to go to Wahoo World?

Mask and Aloha: Yeah!!!

Skull: go ask army

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Mask: *dying*

Mask: ᴬᴸᴼᴴᴬ'ˢ ᴬ ᴮᴵᵀᶜᴴ...

Mask: *dies*

Army: oh my cod aloha get in here!

Aloha: what were his last words!?

Army:

Army: you know what it's not important-

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Army: want a fortune cookie?

Skull: yeah

Skull: *consumes whole thing*

Army:

Skull: what

Army: nothing-

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Mask: drinks are on me tonight

Aloha: *upset*

Army: what's wrong?

Aloha: *has cups taped on him* drinks were supposed to be on me tonight!:(

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Skull: jello

Skull: more like hello-

Skull: *inhales jello*

Skull: *chokes*

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Army: toss me my keys

Skull: *throws printer*

Army: I said my keys-

Skull: I thought you said printer-

Army: why the fuck would I say printer-

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Mask: this is how I enter my house

Mask: WHATS UP FUCKERS?

Aloha: why do you have my phone?!

Mask: FUCK YOU THATS WHY-

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Army: let me see what you have!

Aloha/Mask: a knife!

Army: NO-

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Aloha: and now 24 hour Christmas music!

Army: Halloween was yesterday-

Aloha: CHRISTMAS-

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I hope you enjoyed these as much as I do^^'
Btw what's your favorite team? I'm curious...