S4 SHENANIGANS- head cannons, incorrect quotes, and art | Splatoon Coroika Manga

My school is great for incorrect quotes

Before you ask yes all these happened to me. Not even me hearing this randomly no like these actually happened to me and my friends-

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Army: oh you run?

Aloha: yeah

Army: What do you run?

Aloha: away from my problems! *finger guns*

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Skull: what is this?

*computer is on dark mode*

Skull: *bangs on laptop*

Skull: wtf this computer wtf this thing is fucking possessed-

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Aloha: I skipped

Aloha: one day

Aloha: *tears up* and now I have 17 missing assignments

(This has been my entire week minus one day I want to cry)

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*the s4 gets paired up for a group assignment for the forth time that week*

Aloha: this is so weird it's like fate is bringing us together

Mask: I don't like this fate-

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Aloha: sans witch sandwich wheeze-

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Emperor: *updates status*

Emperor: dO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG-

Emperor: ha, someone will definitely notice me now

Later:

*21 new messages*

Mask: wtf

Pearl: BAHAHAH-

Aloha: WHEEZE- that's great-

Skull: I'm blocking you

Goggles: is that a reference to something?^^'

N-pacer: we are having a talk when you get home

Army: can't I convince you to listen to something else instead..?

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Aloha: *writing on a pole*

Aloha: hehe~

Army: hey! You can't do that, that's vandalism!

*sees what Aloha was writing*

The pole: Gay is ok

Army:

Army: you may proceed

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Army: today we will be learning about asymptotes in pre-calculus...

Aloha: ...

Aloha: a simp tote. I like it.

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Army: ...so make sure to get that swag school gear from our shop...

Everyone:

Headphones: did our headmaster just say swag

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My school is crazy y'all. Also sorry I haven't been as active lately<3 thanks for your understanding-