S4 SHENANIGANS- head cannons, incorrect quotes, and art | Splatoon Coroika Manga

S4 play truth or dare(hehe)

Aloha: I'm so boredddddd

Mask: congratulations

Aloha: let's do something!

Mask: we are doing something. Right now. You are interrupting me, I'm trying to watch anime, now fuck off-

Army: LANGUAGE

Mask: *under breath* un-fuck off, or whatever... *hands money to Skull*

Skull: *puts it into jar*

Army: don't you two know how to behave? Me or Skull can't leave for a second without you guys practically going for each other's throats

Mask: *laughs(but it's more like a wheeze)

Aloha: Army dear, you really haven't seen what going at each other's throats is if that's what you think~

Army: oh be quiet you- *turns red*

Aloha: I could show you what I mean of course, we are looking for some fun~

Army: *squeaks* y-you mean-

Aloha: TRUTH OR DARE! THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUN YES. You want to join Skull?

Skull: sure

Mask: man of many words you are. *pulls up chair*

Aloha: sweet! Want to join too, Army?

Army: *flustered* but what- you mean-

Mask: save us the stutter-fest and just take a seat already

Army: *sits on the floor*

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The games have begun, Aloha and Army are seated on the ground, while Mask sits in a chair and Skull on a couch.

Aloha: so! Who first?

Mask: I vote you. This was your crazy idea.

Skull: I second that

Aloha: great! Go ahead~

Mask: truth or dare, then

Aloha: hm, let's go truth

Mask: but that's never any fun!

Army: but it's his choice, and it's called Truth or Dare for a reason

Skull: he has a point

Mask: ughhhhh, fine. Truth: who do you like?

Aloha: *giggles* everyone~

Mask: ugh, you're being so difficult. Ok how about this. What gender?

Aloha: all of them of course~

Army: r-really?

Mask: never would have guessed

Skull: but that's why you asked right-

Aloha: my turn! Skull, who do you like?

Skull: I didn't chose truth-

Aloha: Headphones?

Skull: ctrl z, I chose dare

Aloha: half rim?

Skull: dare please...

Aloha: how about-

Army: for crying out loud Aloha, leave the poor guy alone!

Aloha: *feels ashamed from Army's scolding* oh, haha. I took it too far, sorry Skull.

Skull: apology accepted

Mask: are we actually going to play or what?

Aloha: oh yeah!