[tony]
hey blondie
[thor]
HELLO MAN OF IRON
[tony]
please turn your caps lock off
how do you yell while talking AND texting
[thor]
I DONT KNOW
[tony]
bye thor
[thor]
WAIT STARK
YOU ARE IN NEED OF PURCHASING A NEW POPTART CRUSTING MACHINE
[tony]
that sounds gross
[thor]
WHAT
IT CRUSTS THE POPTARTS
[tony]
please stop
i'll buy a new toaster for you and your crusty poptarts if you would just stop calling them crusty
[thor]
WILL DO
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionEver wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA
