Avengers Texts

part 69? i'm taking advantage of this.

[tony]

hello, team. i have some magnificent blackmail for all of you.

[clint]

bring it on. picture? scenario? who's it against?

[tony]

scenario. nat and bruce.

[steve]

natasha and bruce? what did they do that's so blackmail-worthy?

[tony]

they did it.

[thor]

DID WHAT

[tony]

it.

[steve]

are you saying...

[tony]

yeah. those two are deep in love.

[clint]

tony, no.

[tony]

prove me wrong.

[clint]

is bruce currently hulked out?

[tony]

no...

[clint]

then there's your answer.

[bruce]

sorry i'm late what's up

wait a minute

what IS up?!

TONY?!

i didn't do anything like that with nat!

[tony]

like what?

[clint]

you know what, you're obsessed with it.

[tony]

I KNOW WHAT I SAW

[bruce]

oh, so you saw something?

[tony]

i saw security footage.

[bruce]

OF WHAT?! we didn't even do anything!

[tony]

why yes you did

[bruce]

i can't believe you tried to do this behind my back without actually blocking me from the chatroom

[steve]

that's all tony's idea

[thor]

KEEP THE FIRE GOING

I AM ENJOYING THIS EMOTIONAL THROWDOWN

HA HA SLAM THE TONY

[tony]

uh

yeah

anyway i can see that nat clearly had her hair straightened. and bruce got his facial hair cut into the shape of mine.

[bruce]

i don't... have? facial ha-

[tony]

SO THAT CLEARLY MEANS-

[clint]

that you're looking at a video of you and pepper?

[tony]

-THAT IM LOOKING AT A VIDEO OF...

me...

and...

pepper...

...

crap.

[thor]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH I HAVE GRABBED THE POPCORN AND AM ENJOYING THE INTENSITY I THIS QUARREL

[natasha]

bruce? if i were you, i'd use that to blackmail tony against pepper...

[tony]

NAT?!

[steve]

this just got a lot more interesting.

[tony]

SON OF A-

[tony has ended the chatroom]