this will be more like a stage play since i can't really type out actions in texting ;P
[tony]
hello miserable losers
[clint]
hello friend
[tony]
:)
it is time for the annual stark tower easter egg hunt
[natasha]
this is childish, stark.
[steve]
it seems fun to me!
[natasha]
of course it does
[tony]
okay so let's get started
no teaming
just find the freakin' eggs
[bucky]
can i join
[tony]
only if you don't screw it up
[bucky]
...yay.
[tony]
okay there's 100 eggs, now, go play.
*everybody runs off*
[steve]
*finds an egg in the couch cushions*
yay jellybeans!
*eats jellybeans*
[tony]
STEVE THERE'S 99 MORE EGGS STOP EATING
[steve]
wait what
[tony]
steve you're disqualified
[steve]
wait nuuuu
*steve runs to find more eggs*
[natasha]
well i still haven't found an egg yet
*tony throws an egg at natasha's head*
[natasha]
TONY YOU LITTLE-
*natasha jumps on tony, pins him down, and starts pulls on his hair*
[bruce]
*bruce walks around in the lab...
and hears distant screams from tony*well that's pleasant
[tony]
*intense screaming*
[steve]
let him go! let him go!
[clint]
keep him down! keep him down!
[thor]
HALT!
*thor picks up natasha off of tony, who is breathing heavily on the ground*
*steve whimpers, hiding from behind the couch*
[tony]
wHAT JUST HAPPENED
*bruce walks into the room*
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionEver wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA