Avengers Texts

Captasha

[bucky]

hey steve

[steve]

hey

[bucky]

guess what

i screwed up

[steve]

what did you do now

[bucky]

tasha doesn't like u

i got confused

[steve]

omg

yes

YES

YES HALLELUJAH PRAISE THE LORD

[bucky]

woah there stevaroni

[steve]

woah there buckaroo

[bucky]

nice

[fury]

Can someone explain to me why Natasha just sped off in Tony's... 5th car?

[bucky]

he has 5 cars...

[steve]

more than that but idk what happened

bucky

BUCKY

BUCKAROO WHAT DID YOU DO

[bucky]

nothing i swear

probably hormones and stuff

[fury]

Respect her, Bucky! Now what did you do?

[bucky]

COME ON I REALLY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

[steve]

didn't you cancel lunch with her?

[fury]

And?

[bucky]

well i owed her a burrito so i put one on her pillow

[steve]

you did what

[fury]

and why

[bucky]

WELL SHE ASKED FOR A BURRITO

[steve]

i'm pretty sure she didn't want it on her pillow

[fury]

You kids...

[tony]

who ticked natasha off

[steve]

buckaroo

[tony]

what

[steve]

i mean bucky

[tony]

bucky you better be willing to pay me 63 million dollars if she crashes that car

she looks fierce and skilled but that woman cannot parallel park

[bucky]

r u srs

[tony]

yes

last time she got mad, she stayed at a hotel for a week

with my credit card

and she crashed my ferrari on the curb

[steve]

why a ferrari

i thought the new fords were kinda neat

[tony]

golly steve

just golly

[bucky]

okay so maybe that wasn't the best idea

but at least i gave her the burrito

[steve]

stupidly

[bucky]

stevaroni i thought we were in this together

[tony]

james if you do not apologize and get my car back by tomorrow, you're kicked out

[bucky]

okay fine

and don't call me james

i prefer "buckaroo"