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Tony: Hello, my dearest Avengers! :)
Steve: Hey, Ton-
Tony: which one of you ugly rodents melted all of my tupperware
Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, WHAT IS THE WARE OF THINE TUPPER
Clint: thor it's food containers
Thor: WHO IS THE ONE WHO GOES BY TUPPER
Clint: thor...
Tony: i was gonna store cookies in those...
Thor: SIR STARK, YOU NEVER ENLIGHTENED ME! I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WENT BY THE FINE TITLE OF TUPPER, AND I SHALL BE ENTHUSIASTIC TO RECOVER YOUR WARE
Tony: omg can somebody get this guy a dictionary?
Thor: SIR TUPPER I SHALL FIND ONE RIGHT AFTER I FIND YOUR WARE
Natasha: a little birdie told me that bucky did it
Clint: wait hey i don't know anything
Natasha: a different species of a birdie...
Sam: you just HAD to make it obvious
Tony: not him again...
Steve: Tony...
Tony: he's causing too much trouble around here! he's melted all of my tupperware, which is a HUGE no-no. he literally sets my kitchen on fire weekly.
Steve: That's not true...
Tony: last week, he set my microwave on fire.
Steve: It was an accident...
Tony: he tried to microwave his finger.
Steve: ...Accidentally?
Tony: yes, steven. he removed his finger, placed it in my microwave, and microwaved it. all on accident.
Natasha: so THAT'S why one of his fingers is black
Clint: i think it suits him lmao
Thor: DO NOT BE SO HARSH TOWARDS THE METAL ARMED TROUBLEMAKER SIR TUPPER
Tony: my kitchen is covered in melted plastic, my tupperware is gone, my faucet's broken, thor thinks my name is tupper, what else could go wrong?
[Bucky has entered the chatroom]
Tony: ...sh-
Bucky: hey... sorry, dude, but... the kitchen... it just, is, ON fire, somehow... i was just... chillin'... NOT trying to bake a laptop... when suddenly, BAM. a fire.
Tony: ...
Steve: Tony, no...
Tony: you know what, steven? pepper always told me that. "tony, no!" "tony, don't do that!" "tony, stop it!" maybe that's why she and i are taking a break. and maybe, if everything i do needs to be stopped, then i should take a break.
Steve: Tony, don't take it so hard. Also, I don't understand.. We're not... together...
Tony: damn it, steven, I meant the avengers.
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