Avengers Texts

Joss Confesses

[joss]

hey characters

[bruce]

KCJAKSIFSNSKCJAK;;

[joss]

uh oh

he hulked out?!

[tony]

like you didn't know

you probably did it yourself

[joss]

but i didn't

that's what i wanted to talk to you guys about

[natasha]

about what?

[joss]

about this whole directing thing

first, i don't direct your lives

a team of us, lots of us, we styled your characters. some people created you. others tailored your outfits. we made you who you are.

but we decided to let you go. we weren't gonna control your lives, we had our own to live! you guys are special, each and every one of you, and you're free to do whatever you want.

sorry for telling you guys the truth. but now that you do, i hope you can continue to live your lives as your own.

[clint]

josssssss u da bossssss

[joss]

well i wasn't expecting that reaction but thanks

[bruce]

LPSOELASKFKFKLLKHBZZQCJA

[joss]

use talk-to-text buddy

[bruce]

HULK THANK

[joss]

JOSS WELCOME

[bruce]

COLON LEFT PARENTHESES

[joss]

what

[bruce]

HULK MAKE SMILEY FACE

[joss]

okay but why is everything in caps

[bruce]

HULK DONT EVEN KNOW

[natasha]

lol okay

thanks joss

but we're not friends

[joss]

gee thanks

[steve]

i am also thankful, joss!

[joss]

okay yw

[thor]

I OFFER YOU THE THANKS, DEAREST DIRECTOR.

[joss]

mmm hmm whatever you said

[bucky]

thanksaroo

[joss]

okay i accept enough with the -aroo

[bucky]

call me buckaroo

[natasha]

well tony

[steve]

c'mon dude

[tony]

snkaht

[steve]

what

[clint]

what

[thor]

WHAT

[natasha]

he's obviously just being tony

he said "thanks" backwards

except he's bad at spelling

he actually spelled "thakns" backwards

[tony]

oops

*sknaht

[joss]

emoclew er'uoy

[steve]

am i the only one that's extremely confused

[natasha]

like always

[steve]

hey

no i'm not

wait

um

yep

[joss]

well i'll see you guys later

[tony]

what about fury

[clint]

yeah where's furyous

[natasha]

nick???

[joss]

nick c'mon

what do you have to say to me?

[fury]

...

mother-

[joss]

woah okay bye then

[tony]

well there's another happy ending

[clint]

bruce is still hulking out

[bruce]

nah i'm back now

also i need clothes

[tony]

clint go get bruce some clothes

[clint]

aye yi

[thor]

WHAT ABOUT THE WIDOW THAT IS BLACK

[natasha]

well i guess

i'll come home

[steve]

YES!

[bucky]

YAAAAAASSSSSS

[natasha]

well someone's excited

[bucky]

like always