[thor]
GOOD DAY FELLOW AVENGERS
[clint]
thorrr it's 3 in the morning
[thor]
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
[natasha]
i will kill u
[thor]
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
[tony]
thor please go back to bed
and no chat invites before 9 am
[thor]
WHY MUST I SLUMBER WHEN I CAN BE AWAKE
[steve]
because it's 3 in the freakin' morning
[thor]
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FEAST OF POPTARTS THAT I HAVE PREPARED FOR YOU ALL
[bruce]
it can wait
[thor]
SO NO FEAST?
[fury]
no mother-
[tony]
woah there fury
[thor]
:(
[fury]
get back to bed or i'll make you do it myself
understand?
now i'm putting my phone on silent so don't try to get my attention because whatever it is, i don't care.
[bruce]
thor go to bed or i'll hulk out and eat you alive
[tony]
ouch
[bruce]
sorry i get fierce when i'm sleepy
[natasha]
i like u when ur angry
[bruce]
:)
[natasha]
:)
[bruce]
B)
[natasha]
B)
[bruce]
>:D
[natasha]
>:D
[thor]
.__________.
[bruce]
well that was pleasant
[thor]
WAIT
WHERE IS SIR BUCKY
[steve]
he probably didn't hear his phone
he's a deep sleeper
or he's sleepwalking
he's a sleepwalker too
[tony]
dude come check this out
i'm downstairs with thor and bucky literally just sleepwalked through the elevator
classic
[steve]
okay somebody stop him before he falls
[tony]
too late
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionEver wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA
