[natasha]
i'm leaving again
[tony]
why
and why is bucky blocked
[steve]
don't leave ily
[natasha]
what
[steve]
nothing
[natasha]
mmm hmm
i hate bucky that's why
[clint]
why do you hate bucky
[bruce]
yeah he's pretty cool
[natasha]
he keeps calling me satan
and he stole my flat iron and broke it
[bruce]
he broke it
[natasha]
he straightened his hair and slammed it against the cabinet
it snapped in half
[steve]
how
[natasha]
exactly
get him a haircut
[thor]
AVENGERS FRIENDS MY STEPBROTHER LOKI IS BACK
HIDE YOUR SHIELD
HIDE YOUR JARVIS
HIDE YOUR BOW AND ARROW
HIDE YOUR HAMME-
[clint]
someone go get him
[natasha]
not me
i'll be in a suite at the trump in tony's audi
[tony]
NOT MY AUDI
YOU ARE READING
Avengers Texts
FanfictionEver wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA