I HATE YOU

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[natasha]

i'm leaving again

[tony]

why

and why is bucky blocked

[steve]

don't leave ily

[natasha]

what

[steve]

nothing

[natasha]

mmm hmm

i hate bucky that's why

[clint]

why do you hate bucky

[bruce]

yeah he's pretty cool

[natasha]

he keeps calling me satan

and he stole my flat iron and broke it

[bruce]

he broke it

[natasha]

he straightened his hair and slammed it against the cabinet

it snapped in half

[steve]

how

[natasha]

exactly

get him a haircut

[thor]

AVENGERS FRIENDS MY STEPBROTHER LOKI IS BACK

HIDE YOUR SHIELD

HIDE YOUR JARVIS

HIDE YOUR BOW AND ARROW

HIDE YOUR HAMME-

[clint]

someone go get him

[natasha]

not me

i'll be in a suite at the trump in tony's audi

[tony]

NOT MY AUDI

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