Avengers Texts

LOKI'D!

[loki]

hey guys

???

why is my name loki

[loki]

i don't know

WAIT MINE IS TOO

[loki]

all of our names are loki

[loki]

who did this wtf

[LOKI]

I DID IT

[loki]

it must be thor

let me just change everybody's name back

[bruce]

thanks buddy

wait no i'm steve

[tony]

sorry

there

[thor]

i'm natasha???

[tony]

SORRY SORRY SORRY HOLD ON

[natasha]

this is steve but i really like this name

[tony]

steve no

[thor]

I'M NOT THOR

[tony]

you were the only loki typing in all caps

[thor]

I AM LOKI EHEHE

[bruce]

okay, i'm bruce!

[natasha]

nat!

[clint]

i'm the hawk!

[thor]

I AM THOR

[thor]

THERE'S TWO OF US

CHANGE MY NAME BACK

[thor]

HELLO THERE TWIN I AM THOR OF ASGARD

[thor]

I AM LOKI OF JOTUNHEIM

[thor]

LOKI!!!

[ignore me]

THOR-

HEY

CHANGE MY NAME

[ignore me has been kicked from the chatroom]

[thor]

WHY DID YOU KICK LOKI

[tony]

i don't know who that was but that was confusing

is the real thor even here?

[thor]

YES AND WHERE IS MY BROTHER

[tony]

wait

i thought that was you...

...

[steve]

i got my name back, though!

[bruce]

yeah!

[tony]

alright, i fixed everyone's names-

[pirate]

-EXCEPT MINE.

[tony]

oh... hey, fury...

[pirate]

CHANGE IT BACK MOTHER-

[tony]

ahh! okay okay just don't yell at meeeeeee

don't get yer sails twisted up, matey

[fury]

TONY I SWEAR

YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

[tony]

because yer piratey crew of scallywags killed me arrrr

[fury]

i've had it with you

[steve]

give him a break, tony.

[tony]

arrrr okay matey

[fury]

i came here to ask who was hacking the chatroom and naming everyone "loki"

so, tony-

[tony]

IT WASN'T ME!

[fury]

i wasn't blaming you... i was gonna say... so, tony, can you track where the signal is coming from?

[tony]

aha

ahaaaa

ahaaaaaaaaaaaa

the medic room?!

[steve]

BUCKY

BUCKY BUCKY BUCKY

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKY

[ignore me has been unbanned from the chatroom]

[ignore me]

YES ITS BUCKY

CHANGE MY NAME

[bucky]

I WAS PRANKING YOU ALL

[thor]

so you're not loki??? :(

[bucky]

nope!

[thor]

two heartbreaks in one day... :(

[thor has logged off]

[bucky]

what's his deal?

[natasha]

he probably misses his mom and his brother and all

don't take it so hard, o-

[steve]

BUCKAROOOOOOOOOOOO

[bucky]

STEVARONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[natasha]

...my mature boys.