Again This came from the book im reading, Enjoy!
Edit August 19,2022
Daym, this chapter Haven't been touch since August 9, 2021
I assume y'all are 13-14 and above... Right?
It's freaking August 27, HelLo agAin.. I've returned.. Sort of.. I'll Disssapear agaiN
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Ayaw Ng Pamilya
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Martial: Your baby Bump is becoming more noticable, Why won't you Get married to your BF?
His Best Friend: his Family doesn't want to
Martial: Who? The mother or the father?
His Best Friend: His Misis-
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I don't know who to put so-
Just a Random girl UwU)
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Ano ba Talaga?
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North Korea: If Someone wants to rape me, would you defend me even if it would cause you your life?
Martial: of course!
North Korea: What if there are 2?
Martial: I will still defend you
NK: what if there are 3 or 4?
Martial: wait, what do you really want? For me to die or for you to be rape?
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Bad move Martial-
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Biyenan
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Britain: Katipunan, What are you going to sing?
Katipunan: Just something for my Biyenan
Britain: Oh you must have really love her! Well what's the song called?
Katipunan: Devil Woman-
Perla: 🙂💢
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Devil Cake
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Ukraine: “What's the desert love?”
Ask the newly wed Couple
Canada: “Devil's Cake,Honey”
Ukraine: “but I thought it was called Angel's cake?”
Canada: “yeah, but I accidentally burned it so now it's a Devil's cake-”
Excused Canada-
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Nakasasakit Ng Damdamin
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Phil: I was about to Marry her when she said the must hurtful word to me
Del: What is it?
Phil: *inhales* ShE doEsn'T loVE mE!
Del Mind: Na Rejected pla ito-(─.─||）
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Pretty or Ugly?
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China: am I pretty or Ugly?
Martial: Both
China: what do you mean?
Martial: What i meant to say is. You're Pretty Ugly
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Random Incorrect Quotes | Country humans|
RandomI will put only Sh*t post in this o>o Or maybe Fun Scenes
