Germany: i spy with my little eye, someone who needs to shut up and mind their own business
TR: is it me?
TR:........
Germany: It's always you
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Police: Tell me, what are your names?
Malaysia: Don’t tell him Martial
Police Writing down de name: Martial
Martial: Ugh, Great Job Mal! Now he's gonna know who stole all the donuts from the factory at 3:00Am on November 24, 2021!
Police:.......
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Kidnapper: We have Your Blue Haired Sister, now give us one Million or she gets it.
Martial: You have Philipia?
Kidnapper: Yes
Del: May I speak to her?
Kidnapper, handling the phone to the both of them: Make it Quick
Philipia: Kuya, please help me-
Del: Where is the Remote? I know you took it
Philipia:
Martial:
Kidnapper:
Y/N: «Facepalm»
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Nekomi: Sticks and stones May break my bones but your words will never hurt me
Belarus Throwing a Dictionary: YEET!
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New Zealand: America, would you pass the salt please?
America: if you wish
Canada, Shock: America, what are you doing–
America throwing Canada: HERE YA GO–
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Timor: Phil, I feel like we are just not as close as we were before. So I got us some friendship Bracelet to repair the bond!
Phil: aww, that is Soo sweet of you
Phil: what's that–?
Timor cuffing their hands Together: there we go!
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Mal coming into the room, eyes Watering and sniffing: Brunei...
Brunei: oh my goodness, Mal! What's wrong? Why are you crying?
Mal: I'm not crying. My eyes are just watering from the smoke that's coming off of the Fire in the kitchen. again
Brunei:
Brunei: W H A T
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Belarus: when I get murdered. Can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Kazakhstan: What?
Belarus: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved
Kazakhstan: can we go back to the part where you said When I get murdered?
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Spain Knocking over Phil’s Door: Amor
Martial: who is it?
America: it's us, we just wanna talk
Martial: how many of you are there?
Japan: three
Martial: then talk to each other
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