This ain't mine-
I just found them on some other incorrect books and wanted to share them ovo)
Phil: kuya del, what a thot?
Del: a Thoughtful Person
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America: Here have same water
Phil: Thx Ame! You're such a thot
Britain: [chokes on his Tea]
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Philia: Hello Rus I'm pregnant
Russia: hello pregnant I'm dad
Philia: No you're not
Russia:.........
Russia: [Casually Murders America]
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New Zealand: the glass is half empty
Australia: I think the glass is half full
New Zealand: I think you're Full of shit
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Poland: I really think you shouldn't drink any more coffee today
Germany: Coffee Cures Depression
Poland: but that's not-
Germany: MORE EXPRESO LESS DEPRESOO
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Britain: I love my kids equally
(M) France: America almost burn the house down while you were gone
Britain: IS MY TEA OK?!
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[inside the plane]
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry but no fluids allowed
Skyler: Oh [chugs down the whole entire Bottle of shampoo]
F.A: oh-
KC : I'm sorry you have to experience such an idiotic action
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Nesia: [Resting at the plane, Looks at the window] PHIL?!
Phil sitting at the wing of the plane: hello!!!!!!!
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Phil: Can you switch on the lights?
China: You're the only light I need~
Phil: wha-
NK: JUST SWITCH THE GODDAMN LIGHTS ON WE CAN'T FUCKING SEE
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Laos: aww..the power is out
Indo: I got this! [Rapidly shakes Phil and starts to illuminate]
Mal: H-HOW
Phil: hehe.. I accidentally swallowed a glow stick
ASEAN: WHAT?!
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ASEAN: Everytime I feel I have a problem, I always look at a picture of us all together
Phil: awww..Papa ASEAN-
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Random Incorrect Quotes | Country humans|
RandomI will put only Sh*t post in this o>o Or maybe Fun Scenes
