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UK:Do you want to tell me how you two crashed the car?
Ukraine:well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle "?, Deer!"
Canada:
Ukraine:do you want to tell him what your response was?
Canada: "yes honey?"
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Australia:*knocks a glass cup over the counter and smashes it*
Mexico: ... Say sorry
Australia: sorry
Mexico: Is the glass repaired.
Australia: No?
Mexico: Now you know how it feels
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Russia: *Eating a whole tub of Ice cream*
Martial: I wonder how you still have abs
Russia: now I never taken my shirt off, how you know I have abs?
Martial:
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America: do you have happy meals?
Server:Yep!
America:Could I get one without the meal?
Server:...
America: Please?
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Iceland: knocking on Finland's door:Can we go to a haunted house?
Finland:What's wrong with the one we live in?
Iceland: Wait- WHAT
Finland:*Slowly closes his bedroom door*
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Timor Leste: Y/N, I knight thee in the name of the father-
Indo:*Waves*
TL: the son
Phil:*dabs*
TL: and the unholy spirit
Mal:*demonic ScReEch-*
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Philia: Omb your bleeding, quick! Tell me your type!
Sen: White hair, red eyes, Funny personality-
Philia: No you idiot! Your blood type!
Sen:.... Red
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Russia: 370HSSV
America: huh?
Russia: Turn it Upside down :)
America: thaNkS
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Malay: why are you so mean?
Singa: I'll stop being mean once you stop being an idiot
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Fangirl: why are you always playing with my feeling?!
Sen: First of all, I don't even care about my own feelings
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Kati: So how's your love life?
Phil: have you seen Titanic?
Kati: yeah, why?
Phil: well it's sadder than that
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Seneskie: My Life is a Mess
ZelZen: have you seen mine?
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USSR: Pick up all the Trash
Russia: I can't
USSR: why not?
Russia: because you're too heavy
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Y/N: On the seventh day of Christmas, may teacher gave to me
Virgo: Seven things of homework
Earth: Six mental breakdown
Phil: Five dreams of dropout
Bbb: four hours of crying
Sapphire: three all nighters
Spring: two days of stressing
Facebook: and a whole month of anxiety~
Ey, everyone is here
ZodiacHuman, PlanetHuman, CountryHuman, BoBoiBoy // impostah// Gemstone/Birthstone human, SeasonsHuman and AppHumans.
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Martial: So let me get this straight. You fought five people at the same time, escape from the explosion, almost died five times, and you were ok.
Phil: Yup!
Martial: But as you were coming of the bus, you tripped going down the stairs and sprained your wrist?!
Phil: Yup...
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Oh I'm gettin tired using the same emoji-
Leme use 🗿 this chonk
Na just kidding
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Vietcong: Do you want to play 20 questions?
North-K: Okay
Vietcong: you first
North-k: What's your favorite Color
Vietcong: Triangle. my turn. Do you like boys?
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Phil: I want to be like a Caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep a lot. Wake up beautiful
Indo: You know their lifespan is only about a week, right?
Phil: that's just another highlight
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Norway: I can't spell love so I spell your name instead
Bela:
Bela: that's so dumb and cheesy
Norway:
Norway About to cry: eh?
Bela: but you're cute and I love you, so I'll take it
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Random Incorrect Quotes | Country humans|
RandomI will put only Sh*t post in this o>o Or maybe Fun Scenes
