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Teacher: Hey America, What did you do yesterday?

America: I swallowed a golf ball!

Teacher: are..... Are you ok?

America: I caN'T pOoP

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Phil,holding the door for Malay:  Ladies First *Holds open Mockingly for Malay*

Indo:
Mal:

Mal: Excuse You, I am a Queen

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Officer: you're under arrest for trying to carry 4 people on your Motorcycle

Indo: Wait...what do you mean FOUR?!

Officer: Yes, Four

Indo: Oh No

Phil: is Something Wrong?

Mal: Vietnam Fell off

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Martial: Phil, Why are you standing On the Table?

Phil: I live on this house and I can do what I want to and you can't stop me-

Martial: Where is the Spider?

Phil: in the corner please kill it

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Mal: DON'T OVERREACT

Singapore, digging a Grave: IM NOT!!

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Brunei: Ok, who's turn is it to give the prep talk?

Vietnam: It's Indo's turn

Indo: Don't die

Mal, wiping a tear away: Inspirational

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Belarus: Guys there is a monster Under the Bed!

Kazakhstan: It's the most horrifying thing Ive ever seen!

Ukraine, on the bottom bunk: Why do you hate me so much?

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Canada at 3am: America are you wearing Makeup?

America: well if I die in my sleep I want to die a beautiful corpse!

Canada:

America:

Canada: you could do with a little more blush-

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Timor Leste: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!
«jumps onto the couch»

South Korea: «Jumps onto the couch»

Brunei: «Almost breaking the washing machine by jumpin on it»

Phil: «Slips but Manadge to get onto. Chair»

Singapore: «Facepalm onto the floor and accepts his fate»