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ASEANX: ok listen here you son of a monkeys

ASEANX: yes.. including you Phil-

Phil: The heck did I do?!

ASEAN: [Facepalm]

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Katerica: Ok, So Phil and Mal are walking down the road. Quick what do you hit?

Phicelle: Mal of course!I could never hit my dad!

Katerica:.....the break...you hit the breaks

Gilaysia: that's MY dad you're Going to HiT-

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Phicelle: ok, we've been fighting for way too long

Gilaysia: True

Phicelle: let's apologize in the count of 3

Gilaysia: ok

Phicelle: 3...

2

1

Phicelle:.....

Gilaysia:......

Katerica: I'm disappointed In both of you

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UN: Who the Fuck

ASEAN: Language

UN: whom the fuck

ASEAN: UN no!

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Indonesia: Dear, Stomach.

Indonesia: You're bored not Hungry.

Indonesia: So, shut up.

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Marlia: everyone has the right to be stupid

Marlia: [turns to Skyler]
But you're abusing the privilege

Skyler: The heCk did I Do?!

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Skyler: hi I'm Skyler and I am your tour guide!

Skyler: if you look to the right, you will see Philippines

Skyler: if you look to the left, you will see Philippines

Phil: What de foyk-
There are 3 of me

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America: Anything that comes out of your mouth is Stupid

Russia:

Russia: America

[Insert another Fighting cloud-]

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Philia: did you know that SpongeBob's parents are round shape sponges?

Phil: SpongeBob's parents are Cookies

Phil: don't fight me

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