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Mal: If you thought me and Indo are scary when we're mad

Indo: You haven't known Phil Long Enough

Cue a Raging Phil chasing after China because he made Timor Leste cry on purpose

Mal: Exactly

Indo: Holy Fuck

Phil: *suddenly behind Indo: I heard a curse Word

Mal: Run

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Indo: Hey Neth, Your last name Sucks.

Neth: Uhuh?

Indo: you should use mine instead!

Mal watching all of this

Mal: *turns to singa*

Mal: You know your last name Sucks, right?

Singa: I know, can I use yours?

Mal:.....

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Pangea Characters is In the Houseeeee
CH Made By Gondelinna dawdrop

Philia: Let's be Friends!

Greece: We can't

Philia: Why?

Greece: Because You're a fucking dumbass

Philia: what does "Fucking dumbass" Mean?

Cosmo: WHAT DID YOU TEACH HER?!

Israel: YOU CORRUPTED OUR CINNAMON BUN

SK: HE SCREWED UP! IT'S NOT ME THIS TIME

Russia: He's Soo done for

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Indo: I'll do anything for you!

Neth: Then Perish

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Russia Showing Phil his house: And this is where I live

Phil: whoa, this place is Soo big!

Russia Caressing Phil's hair: And you know what else is bi—

Phil: My love for Jesus. Amen

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China: I've heard you like bad boys

Martial: No

China ripping his goth jacket up: Thank God. It was exhausting

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Mal Shuffling in the dining room to have breakfast: Motherfucking Christ, indo. Now thanks to you I can't feel my fucking waist

Indo sitting down next to Phil and Timor Leste: it's not my fault you have such low endurance

Mal: I think I stretch my thigh muscle

Indo: So? I can't feel my Fucking back!

Vietnam: *drops spoon into his cereal*

Laos: *cereal ball falls into lap*

Myanmar: *overfills his glass with milk*

Cambodia: *choking on air*

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