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Phil: What should i give to my Friends?
Fans: Therapy
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France: What happened?
Canada: We got banned from the Restaurant
France: why?
America: It shouldn't be a "All you can eat" if they don't even mean it
Canada: you ate their Oil
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Belarus: what's with the new body wash you brought? It smells like dish soap
Ukraine: it was on sail ya know
Belarus: i smell like a plate, Kraine
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Sen: i swear i don't know what this is about
Malaysia: Stop Messing around Sen! You know what you did
Sen: I've done a lot of thing, i need to know which one you found out!
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Philia: What's for Dinner?
Del: *staring at the food that Sen just experimented*
Del: Death
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North Korea: The Quickest way to get someone's heart is through the Fourth and Fifth Rib
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Belarus: Admit it, you love me
Norway: i would sell ya for a cupcake
Belarus: Last night you came into my room,
Fixed my blanket and kissed me on the foreheadNorway:...
Norway: YOU WERE AWAKE?!
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Phil: *mumbling in the corner* be strong
Indo: who is he talking to?
Mal: his Wifi Signal
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China: why the hell are you looking at me through a fork?
America: im pretending you are in jail
China: excuse me?
America: It's spiritual healing
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Spain: Can you tuck me in?
Mexico: You just handed me a shovel...
Spain: yeah, just spread the dirt on me as evenly as you can, thx.
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NorthK: Do i Look Good?
SouthK: You look like you're about to start a war
NorthK: Perfect
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America: what the fuck!
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