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Phil: What should i give to my Friends?

Fans: Therapy

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France: What happened?

Canada: We got banned from the Restaurant

France: why?

America: It shouldn't be a "All you can eat" if they don't even mean it

Canada: you ate their Oil

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Belarus: what's with the new body wash you brought? It smells like dish soap

Ukraine: it was on sail ya know

Belarus: i smell like a plate, Kraine

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Sen: i swear i don't know what this is about

Malaysia: Stop Messing around Sen! You know what you did

Sen: I've done a lot of thing, i need to know which one you found out!

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Philia: What's for Dinner?

Del: *staring at the food that Sen just experimented*

Del: Death

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North Korea: The Quickest way to get someone's heart is through the Fourth and Fifth Rib

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Belarus: Admit it, you love me

Norway: i would sell ya for a cupcake

Belarus: Last night you came into my room,
Fixed my blanket and kissed me on the forehead

Norway:...

Norway: YOU WERE AWAKE?!

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Phil: *mumbling in the corner* be strong

Indo: who is he talking to?

Mal: his Wifi Signal

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China: why the hell are you looking at me through a fork?

America: im pretending you are in jail

China: excuse me?

America: It's spiritual healing

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Spain: Can you tuck me in?

Mexico: You just handed me a shovel...

Spain: yeah, just spread the dirt on me as evenly as you can, thx.

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NorthK: Do i Look Good?

SouthK: You look like you're about to start a war

NorthK: Perfect

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America: what the fuck!

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