This date just shows how much i procrastinate, darn me and my intp Personality
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Indo: Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
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China: I only feel one emoji and it's ANGER
Martial: Last night you texted me a bunch of heart emojis-
China: OUT OF ANGER
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Kid Malay and Kid Indo
Mal: I'll be the Bad Cop and you'll be the good cop
Indo: 👍
(Later on)
Malay: Tell us who did it or else!
Indo: Yeah, Spill the tea sis!
Phil: *just wants to drink his stolen Milo in peace*
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America: How to flirt with Girls, Step 1: be straight
Philip: *walks by*
America: Step 1 failed
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Canada: I have VERY high Standards. I only fall in love with the most gracefu-
Ukraine: *falls down breaking 7 plates 4 mugs a vase and landing right on her face* Hey Nada!
Canada: i want that one
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Philip: What if you hit your alarm clock one morning and it hit you back?
Indo: that would be alarming
Malay: Get Out
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America: Do you have a date for Valentine day?
Philia: Yeah, it's February 14
America: i- nevermind
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America: *looking through his wardrobe for something to wear* that's weird, it's like all my shirt seem to be disappearing
Philia: *zipping up her jacker over Ame's shirt* Yeah... Weird...
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Ukraine: I dare you to kiss the next person that enters this room
Russia: im not kissing anyon-
Phil: *walks in*
Russia: FINE I'LL DO IT ONLY BECAUSE YOU DARED ME THOUGH
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America: *showing Philia google* this is the internet! It tells you the answer to any question ever!
Philia:...
Philia: Let me see that *snatches the phone*
Philia: does Ame like me back?
No result
Philia: *throws the Phone on the floor* it's broken
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Indo: Malay i need a favor
Mal: im not giving you a kiss again
Phil: Kiss?
Vietnam: again?
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Phil: You need to stop bottling up your negative emotions. It's bad for your health
Martial: So... I should bottle up my negative AND positive emotions to cancel it out?
Phil: NO-
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Indo: If you think about it, Birthdays are scary
Phil: how so?
Indo: A small gathering of people hundled around an object of fire chanting a repetitive song until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object
Mal: CAN WE PLEASE NOT DO THIS ON MY BIRTHDAY?!
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Martial: You do realize not everyone likes you right? You're not Phil
Sen: Not everyone likes Phil Either
Martial: Who the fuck?! GIVE ME NAMES
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Random Incorrect Quotes | Country humans|
RandomI will put only Sh*t post in this o>o Or maybe Fun Scenes
