Most of this Part came from _Amethyx_
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When you didn't do your homework
Singapore: Sorry, I didn't do my homework
Brunei: I left my work at home
Indo, sweating: My dog ate my homework
Mal, also sweating: I ate my homework
Phil with no emotion: I ate my dog
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How to tell someone they are fired
Singapore: You're fired
China: You're unable to work here
Indo: You Jobn't
Phil: You've been promoted to customer
The worker: What in the name of-
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Kidnappe: We have your Brother
Brunei: Uh, which one?
Kidnapper: Cute, Loves to takes Selfie, keeps saying t*ngina, Literally glows in the dark-
Brunei: Thats Phil, you don't have him, he has you
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Sen: NO ONE LISTENS TO ME SO I PUT IT IN THIS SONG~~~
Brunei: Alright, who let the crackpot have internet?
Sen: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDEEE~~
Thailand: Goddamnit
Sen: *sets the house on fire* IM ON FIREE
Indo: that's my thing! *Tackles Sen*
Fun fact: Philippines - Senippilihip
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America: Hey Russia
Russia: Fuck Off
America: Did you just hit me with a lighting bolt?
Russia: shut the Fuck u-
America: because you are absolutely stunning
Russia:
America: *runs*
Russia:
Russia: *Chases after America with a chair*
Who knew I would write RusAme Even though I don't ship them 👁️👄👁️)....
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Russia: stop
Phil: Huh? Stop what?
Russia: Stop using your powers
Phil: I don't have an-
Russia: Would you just stop sweeping me off my Feet?
Asian & Slavic Countries at the background: Ohhhhhhh~
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Sen: You know how beautiful You are
Sabah: I'm not Gay
Sen: Oh come on
Sabah: Wait, you are a guy?
Phil next to them: *spits water*
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Random Incorrect Quotes | Country humans|
RandomI will put only Sh*t post in this o>o Or maybe Fun Scenes
