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France: How long are you gonna stand there and let him do that?

Britain: just give him a minute

Britain/France: *turns to watch America put dirty dishes in the oven*

Britain:

France:

Britain: he'll figure out he's doing something wrong eventually

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Mal: *his foot got stuck in a chair* You may be asking “Mal, how'd you get your foot stuck on that chair?”

Mal: *slightly baffled and trying to get out* Well guys, Mal doesn't know either

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America: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?

Phil: uhh, good news

America:

America: it's very unlikely that I'll do it again

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Mal: do you remember the plan if I ever get attacked and fall down?

Indo: of course

Mal: tell me

Indo: in the case of if you're ever being attacked, as you fall to the ground, I am so say "MMM WHATCHA SAY~" no matter the circumstances

Mal: Good. I'll do the same for you ofcourse

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Czech:*screams*

Phil: *screams louder to establish dominance*

Czech: *also screams for that reason*

Slovakia: Should we do something?

Indo: *observing* Nah, I wanna see who wins this

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Phil: *Wakes up in the middle of the night to see Indo an inch away from his face*

Indo' So we had this id- Stop Screaming- So we had this idea

Phil: What the hell??? who's "we"???

Malay: *popping up beside Indo* We had this idea-

Phil: *backing away* Dear corn, there's two of them

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Russia: Any song can be depressing if you try hard enough

Belarus: 🎵 Where do we come from? Where do we go? Where do we come from? *tears slowly slide down face* *whispers dramatically* Cotton eye Joe...🎵

Ukraine: Stop. Get some help

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USSR: Go lie down, you're sick

KKK: If I was sick, could I do this?

USSR:

KKK:

USSR: Do what?

KKK: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

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America: Shout out to my parents for making the most perfect kid ever