DC and Marvel: Secret Crisis

Chapter XIII: Meme Mania

"Another Universe?" asked Bruce.

"We've had a special device that allows you to fast travel between Universes that was given to us by an ally," said Classic Peter, as he revealed a flat-headed gun with a green bulb on top.

It's Rick's Portal Gun.

"Just think of the place you want to go and you'll get there," said Classic Peter, as he handed Bruce the portal gun.

"Mr. Wayne... That looks like a portal gun from a... cartoon I watch," said Peter.

"Hm..." said Bruce, as he swings the portal gun on his fingers like a cowboy's revolver.

Bruce tweaks the portal gun as he attached it to his armor.

"Mr. Wayne, I don't think we should be doing that," said Peter.

"I think we should," said Bruce.

"Yes, but don't you think that we should tell the others about what we're trying to do?" asked Peter.

"I'm fine," said Bruce.

*pew*

*voom*

A green portal opens as the portal fluid lands on the surface of the wall.

"What did you think of?" asked Peter.

"A random place in the Universe," said Bruce. "I'm just testing on what happens if we think of that."

"Mr. Wayne, I don't think-..."

Bruce enters as Peter is speechless.

Peter follows after.

*voom*

The portal closes.

They enter a strange land where strange two-dimensional creatures walk around.

Bruce and Peter become animated.

"What the hell?" asked Peter, looking at his body. He resembles Spectacular Spider-Man. Meanwhile, Bruce resembles Bruce Wayne from the Batman Animated Series.

"Mr. Wayne... Where are we?"

"We're in some sort of... Two-Dimensional Reality."

"Hey! Look!" smiled Peter. "It's Classic Peter! Wait... Why does he look so... Edgy?"

Dark Peter from Spider-Man 3 dances and boogies to the edginess. Joker joins him.

Bruce closes his eyes and shakes his head, remembering really bad stuff.

"What's wrong, Mr. Wayne?" asked Peter.

"Remembered some pretty bad shit," said Bruce, sighing as he grabbed his head.

Suddenly, what looked like royal guards filled the streets of 2d Ugandan Knuckles marching with ray guns.

"Do you know the Wae?" they each asked cancerously as they marched in perfect harmony.

"Praised da Queen," said another.

They all clicked their tongues monotonously.

Meanwhile, a large billboard showing their Queen, Chika Fujiwara, slapping away an unknown blue bird-purple pony hybrid with a newspaper.

"What the hell is happening?" asked Peter. "This looks like a weird world of the 2010s to 2020s memes..."

"Looks to me like some sort of propaganda advertisement," said Bruce. "Let's go, Peter..."