Mcgonagall: Do you want to tell me how you crashed a car?
Snape: well, Lupin wanted to know how to drive and he was paying me 5 gallons so I said yes and then we were driving and there was a deer in the middle of the road that he couldn't see, so I shouted,
"Lupin, deer!"
Mcgonagall:
Lupin:
Mcgonagall: you want to tell me what your response was?
Lupin: ... "yes, honey?"
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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇
RandomWell this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇 💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names o...
