Dumbledore: you can't come with us, you're still recovering
Severus: I want to come. I don't even think I'm sick anymore, I feel great
Mcgonagall: do you?
Severus, coughing: never better
Mcgonagall: how many fingers am I holding up?
Severus: my human rights say I don't have to answer that
Mcgonagall: how many fingers? Simple question for a person in a robust state of health, no?
Severus: uh, four
Severus: four?
Severus:.....ish
Mcgonagall: no, Severus, it was not four-ish fingers
In a narrator's voice: Mcgonagall was not holding any fingers
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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇
RandomWell this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇 💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names o...
