Dumbledore: Sirius, sit
Sirius: *sits*
Severus: now give your paw
*Remus laughing his ass off*
Severus: now play dead
Sirius slamming his hands down on the table: WHAT DID YOU SAY, SNIVELL-
Severus: PLAY DEAD AND DON'T GET UP YOU COWARD-
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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇
RandomWell this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇 💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names o...