Dumbledore: so, what can you tell me about the most recent Death Eater meeting?
Severus: it was horrible.
Severus: They were celebrating the big Azkaban breakout
Severus: everyone got drunk
Severus: Bellatrix and Rodolphus were all over Voldemort
Severus, shudders: Rosier tried to get all over ME.
Severus: Avery and Malcibar accidentally set the Malfoy's parlor on fire
Dumbledore: oh, my
Severus: which let Narcissa trying to kill them. Apparently it was a nice parlor?
Dumbledore: anything of interest to the order?
Severus: no, but Lucius drank a bunch of firewhikey, stood on the dining room table, and gave a really long speech about how much he loved his wife
Dumbledore:.....
Severus:....
Dumbledore: I am so sorry
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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇
RandomWell this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇 💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names o...
