Severus: what are you eating, Mr. Potter?
Harry: a family sized bag of chips
Severus: that's a regular sized bag of chips
Harry: everything's family sized if you're an orphan
Severus, slamming adoption papers down on the table: well, not anymore!
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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇
RandomWell this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇 💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names o...
