Lockheart: excuse me, sir, have you ever been arrested?
Snape: yeah, how can you tell?
Lockheart: ...I was going to say "because it's illegal to be that beautiful" but now I'm curious.
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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇
RandomWell this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇 💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names o...
arrested
Lockheart: excuse me, sir, have you ever been arrested?
Snape: yeah, how can you tell?
Lockheart: ...I was going to say "because it's illegal to be that beautiful" but now I'm curious.