Voldemort: how did none of you hear what I just said?
Bellatrix: I got distracted about halfway through.
Narcissa: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Severus: ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇
RandomWell this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇 💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names o...
