Cedric: what did you want to tell me, Harry?
Harry: have my baby's
Cedric: ...
Harry: I mean, the first task is dragons
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Mcgonagall: Potter, who is your partner for the Yule Ball?
Ron kicking down the door while in a stunning blue dress and four-inch heels: it's me, bitches
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Ron: my dad sent you this to help with the second task
Ron: *opens up box to reveal a bunch of rubber duckies*
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Harry: can you give me advice on how to talk to girls?
Severus: *stares at harry blankly while born this way plays in the background*
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*at the Quidditch world cup*Arthur: hey, where's Percy?
Harry: I'll go check
*five minutes later*
Harry, traumatized: he's being fucked by my old Quidditch captain.
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Draco: *sees Harry and Ron dancing at the Yule Ball*
Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUR THIS!!!
*later*
Draco, writing a letter: Dear Father, I have never been so heart broken or betrayed.
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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇
RandomWell this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇 💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names o...