Petunia: mom, dad, can I stay in your room?
Mrs Evan's: sure, but why?
Petunia: Lily and Severus started contacting ghost and now our shared room is haunted
Petunia: and they dont even know how to banish the spirit. Severus is just throwing salt at then yelling "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇
RandomWell this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇 💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names o...