Sirius: it's my birthday!!!
Severus: Hm. You were forced into a cruel uncaring world however many years ago and you still choose to celebrate that? I suppose I'm happy for you.
Lily with a spray bottle: nO. Bad Sev. Use your social skills
Severus: *sighs* happy birthday
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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇
RandomWell this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇 💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names o...
