Severus: Siri, where is the star for the Christmas tree?
Sirius, sitting on top of the Christmas tree: WE DO NOT NEED IT BECAUSE I AM THE STAR!!!
Severus: you're an idiot
Sirius: yes but I'm your idiot
Severus: yes, yes you are.
Sirius: :)
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Adventures of Severus Snape 💚🐍🦇
RandomWell this is the adventure of Severus Snape made up of incorrect quotes. This is all the stuff I think he would say and scenarios he would be in. Also there are ships in this. 🐍🦇 💚The incorrect quotes on here aren't mine I just change the names o...