Chpt. 2: The Not-So Great Date

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A/N: Hurr ya go. Sleep where r u *cry*

-Slenderp:

"So, um, was that part of the date?" You asked as you watched the flaming car erupt in ablaze.

"Umm, no, dear," Slender responded. On the way to the woods the car caught on fire and, luckily you both weren't Injured. Oh, and the food survived (c:)

"Oh well, we have food and a show here," you sat and watched the car explode.

-Jeff The Killer (derp):

"Oh my, I'm so sorry!" The random waitress exclaimed. There was red wine on your dress and you were unsuccessfully trying to blot it out.

"It's ok, really," you forced a smile.

"Who ordered the red SPA - OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY," The second waiter exclaimed as a large platter of spaghetti fell on Jeff's head.

"I - it's f-f-fine, " Jeff said through gritted teeth, but forced a smile. His left eye was twitching and his grip on the fork was tightened. OhMaGawd.

-Eyeless Jack:

"Is that a meteor?" You asked EJ in the dome.

"Um, I don't know. It looks like on-HOLY COW PISS," he exclaimed as the crowd panicked. The large meteor split into small meteorites, heading full speed.

"Should we, like, run?" You casually asked.

EJ grabbed your arm as he pulled you out of the dome.

-Laughing Jack:

You and LJ shared a look of dumbfounded expressions as you heard the woman scream a blood curdling scream.

A stunt was being performed, a fatass elephant was supposed to step over a woman, laying down, but it mistakenly sat on her.

"Um, is her bones supposed to be bent like that?" Some random kid asked his mother. She just stayed silent, until she doubled over, vomiting.

-BEN Drowned:

"So whatever you do, don't press the red DO NOT TOUCH button on the bottom of the lasergun," the instructor warned, before the game started.

A few seconds later someone next to you yelped and crumpled to the floor.

"God Damn it," the instructor muttered.

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