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Ok So I has a Problem >:c

Ranting time, skip if you were expecting an update and not my crybaby ass

SO ANYWAYS, if anyone knows me closely you'd know that in the past

I

could

not

stand

Fortnite

at

all

Like that game legit made me cringe and the memes...

Oh god the memes..

SO, like a few months ago one of my main bitches Allison hits me up on Skype like "Ayo cumslut, lets play this game that all these 10 year old squeakers raving about and try to live."

and of course my dumbass said "yass queen lets slay them all"

If only I knew that I'd seal my own fate my then

So me, Allie, my slow ass ex Dante, and my hispanic chica Gloria decide to try this shit out. NOW AT FIRST MY CRAPPY POTATO LAPTOP COULDNT RUN THE SHIT SO I WAS LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT I CANT DO MUCH GOODBYE

but then as of a month ago i decided, "Hey, my broke ass grandfather who keeps buying expensive ass technology has a gaming compooter that I should totes try out and use, THIS WILL BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA"

Now a few games later, 

I

could

not

stay

alive

and

win

for the life of me why is playing this game so hard on Solo

LIKE IF YOU GUYS DONT KNOW WHAT FORTNITE IS ITS A BATTLE ROYALE SHOOTER WHERE YOU DROP OUT OF THIS GHETTO ASS FLYING BUS INTO SOME AREAS AND GET SOME GUNS AND SHIT THEN SHOOT PEOPLE WITH GUNS AND BE THE LAST BITCH STANDING

except y'know you can make Forts and shit to protect yourself from getting your twinky body filled with bullets.

Heh, "Forts"

"Fort-nite"

im stupid

BUT AS I STARTED SITTING DOWN AND PLAYING THIS GODFORSAKEN DEMONIC BULLSHIT I DISCOVERED SOMETHING.

1)The skins totally slay my life, even though some of the characters look like they are on some of that good shit

2) PLAYING IN RANDOM SQUADS IS LIKE AN AUTO LOSE LIKE EITHER YOU GET PAIRED WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT SPEAK ENGLISH OR WITH PEOPLE THAT DONT TALK (even tho i dont talk as much on Overwatch in general)

3) LIKE IM LOWKEY GOOD AT THE GAME LIKE I LEGIT WAS PLAYING THE NEW 50vs50 MODE AND I GOT LIKE 5 KILLS LIKE YASSSSS IM A SKINNY LEGEND AND I CAN BUILD LIKE NINJA (not really)

Anyways, if you wanna play Fortnite with me, my battletag is Protyge and before you ask ITS PRONOUNCED LIKE PRODIGY IT LOOKS COOLER AS PROTYGE AMIRITE AND ITS NOT PRONOUNCED "pro-tige" FOR THE 100 THOUSAND TIME JESUS CHRIST

legit hearing people mispronounce the battletag kills me inside

:flees: