Calum: Oh yeah, cool firework.
Michael: OMG! FIREWORKS!!! LOOK AT THEM LUKE.
Luke: *not looking*
Michael: FINE THEN! DON'T LOOK. YOU'RE A LOSER ANYWAY.
Ashton: Oh would you look at that. Things that spark.
Calum: Fireworks are rad. Let's light some.
Michael: wE GET TO LIGHT THEM? OH MY GOSH!!1!
Luke: Uh... Be careful.
Michael: Shut up Luke.
Ashton: Fireworks give hope. It shows the new year ahead of us.
Calum: *lights one up* Rad!
Michael: OMG! LET ME tRY IT!
(2 hours later)
Police: So who burned the house down?
All of them: *looks at Michael*
Michael: Luke did it...
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I can picture this happening.
-Catherine