Luke: that long ass uncooked one that's bigger than any potato you've ever seen before like how
Calum: the one that's always salty af no matter what you dip it in
Ashton: that small crumpled up one that's crunchy af but willing to sacrifice itself by falling out of the bag first
Michael: that one fuckin shit that always gets stuck in the bag and doesn't wanna come out to see the light of day and would rather just stay in the cold dark freezer until it expires bye
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This is scary accurate omg
-Catherine
