sender: Luke some girl stole my 5sos album what should I do?
Luke: Take a guy's dick and whack her in the head with it then when she hits the ground, take it back.
Luke: Finally scream "GOOD GIRLS ARE CRAZY BITCHES WHEN YOU STEAL THEIR SHIT" and I'll have michael do the guitar solo
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This is an actual DM on Twitter to Luke, I'm not even kidding.
I feel like Michael either 1) stole his phone, 2) has completely corrupted Luke and we need to call Liz pronto, or 3) this is actually a photoshopped thing that isn't real.
Either way, very inspiring.
-Catherine
