*to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer*
Michael the red-haired guitarist
Had a lot of accidents
But if you ever saw him
You'd say that his time's well spent
His friends, Ashton, Luke, and Calum
All played in a band with him
But they didn't really like him
'Cause he always swore at them
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
They were playing Jingle Ball
Michael fell off of the stage
Because he saw Rita Oraaaaaaaaaa
Then the whole fandom cried out
And they said "my poor kitten,
Michael the red-haired guitarist
Wear some bubble-wrap next gig!"
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I legit just came up with this and I'm laughing too hard
-Catherine
