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𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 2 . 𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 9

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ʜᴏᴏᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʀᴇsᴏʀᴛ

🏝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐮𝐧,𝐦𝐞𝐱𝐢𝐜𝐨🏝

ᴏᴍɴɪsᴄɪᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴏᴠ

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"hey guys welcome back to hood love resort." kash waved.

"so, as we can all see, leia and kizos drama has been taking up the whole of season mf 2."

"but they're cool again so that's all that matters."

"anyways we got a lil sumn planned for today, not tryna make this intro long so let's get into it."

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"if you got another bitch just say that." eisha mugged deedee.

"mcht come on." he smacked his lips turning off the game and getting in the bed next to her so she could lay her head on his chest.

"W nigga." yanna sighed.

"umm i'm a w too the fuck?" ski rolled his neck at her.

"more like a fuckin red flag." she flipped him off.

"how you gon be mad cause ion wanna be yo personal mai-"

"BECAUSE." she yelled cutting him off and storming out the room.

"don't mind her guys she just need some dick." he mumbled following after her.

"EHEM." kash cleared her throat over the speaker.

"hey baby." draco said and she was about to turn on the fire shit to make the water sprinkle on him but she wanted to be nice.

"draco please stop fuckin wimme, anyways y'all."

"today y'all are finna become first time parents, yayy." she said making everyone freeze.

lee dropped his spoon on the ground.

"go downstairs, your kids are waiting. you have to treat them like actual children, feed them, bathe them, dress them, allat."

"you can pick whichever gender you want and shit too, good lucky mommies and daddies."

"i hate this bitch swear ta moms." deedee punched his hand.

"deedee you tryna shake? like wassup ma nigga?" she asked and he flipped off one of the cameras.

they went downstairs and was greeted with 7 different cribs.

4 of them had girl dolls and the other 3 were boys.

"fuck them kids." kizo poked one in the eye and it started crying.

"AHH what the fuck!" he screamed jumping onto leia.